Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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— something that someone said to me recently and I think about it a lot. (via writerings)

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someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, it's a metaphor



mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

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Anonymous said: to that person who asked why you feel as though you can call your struggles struggles when there are people out there starving: telling someone that they cant be sad because other people have it worse is like telling someone they cant be happy because other people have it better. I mean this is the kindest way. I am so grateful for the roof over my head, the food on my table, my education, & all the wonderful people in my life. but everyone is allowed to have hardships no matter how big or small


^^^^^ this deserves infinite notes.

Anonymous said: what do you tend to do in your free time other than hanging out with your friends and filming youtube videos????


I really love reading, doodling, DIY-ing and surprisingly enough.. exercising!




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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— F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise  (via kayleyhyde)

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People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them


Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

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today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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booty pop your way to the top

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